星期三, 3月 30, 2005

傳說中的證明題...

Proof that girls are evil:

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First we state that girls require time and money.



Girls = Time * Money



And as we all know "time is money":



Time = Money



Therefore:

2

Girls = Money * Money = ( Money )



And because "money is the root of all evil":



1/2

Money = ( Evil )



Therefore:

1/2 1/2

Girls = ( Evil ) * ( Evil )

And we are forced to conclude that:



Girls = Evil













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∵女友跟時間金錢有關 女友=時間*金錢

時間就是金錢 女友=金錢*金錢

金錢是萬惡之根(money is the root of evil)

金錢=√evil

∴女友=evil

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最笨的就是... 很多很多男生還是把惡魔當成是天使來疼.... XD

唉...

2 則留言:

匿名 提到...

Very interesting. But how about another proof -



Proof that men are worse than girls

First we state that men need time, money, girls and sex

So MEN = TIME * MONEY * GIRLS * SEX

And as we all know “time is money”

TIME = MONEY

Therefore

MEN = MONEY * MONEY * GIRLS * SEX

And we all know men want girls as many as possible,

because they want to have sex as many as they can.

For them ~ GIRLS = SEX

According to men’s proof that “girls are evil”

GIRLS = EVIL

So EVIL = SEX

Therefore

MEN = MONEY * MONEY * EVIL * EVIL

= (MONEY)² * (EVIL)²

And because “money is the root of all evil”

MONEY = √EVIL

Therefore (MONEY)² = EVIL

MEN = EVIL * (EVIL)²

= (EVIL)³

Men proof GIRLS = EVIL

Girls proof MEN = (EVIL)³

So we are forced to conclude that Men are worse than Girls



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匿名 提到...

莎大師曾說...

男人和女人差別?

要和一個男生相處得很好,需要去瞭解他,但可以不用太愛他;

要和一個女生相處得很好,必須要很愛她,卻不可以太瞭解她‧



深奧...

到我似懂非懂...

偏偏他老人家又說了...

愛情是一朵生長在絕壁懸崖邊緣上的花,要想摘取就必須要有勇氣。



但是...因為熱愛星星,所以無懼於黑夜

還是應該做嘗試嗎?



順帶一提...有網友說...

婚姻是愛情的墳墓?

婚姻是愛情的墳墓?

所以所謂的模範夫妻就是模範公墓...

(咱家好像是...)





iOjala que tenga buena suerte