傳說中的證明題...
Proof that girls are evil:
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First we state that girls require time and money.
Girls = Time * Money
And as we all know "time is money":
Time = Money
Therefore:
2
Girls = Money * Money = ( Money )
And because "money is the root of all evil":
1/2
Money = ( Evil )
Therefore:
1/2 1/2
Girls = ( Evil ) * ( Evil )
And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil
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∵女友跟時間金錢有關 女友=時間*金錢
時間就是金錢 女友=金錢*金錢
金錢是萬惡之根(money is the root of evil)
金錢=√evil
∴女友=evil
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最笨的就是... 很多很多男生還是把惡魔當成是天使來疼.... XD
唉...
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Very interesting. But how about another proof -
Proof that men are worse than girls
First we state that men need time, money, girls and sex
So MEN = TIME * MONEY * GIRLS * SEX
And as we all know “time is money”
TIME = MONEY
Therefore
MEN = MONEY * MONEY * GIRLS * SEX
And we all know men want girls as many as possible,
because they want to have sex as many as they can.
For them ~ GIRLS = SEX
According to men’s proof that “girls are evil”
GIRLS = EVIL
So EVIL = SEX
Therefore
MEN = MONEY * MONEY * EVIL * EVIL
= (MONEY)² * (EVIL)²
And because “money is the root of all evil”
MONEY = √EVIL
Therefore (MONEY)² = EVIL
MEN = EVIL * (EVIL)²
= (EVIL)³
Men proof GIRLS = EVIL
Girls proof MEN = (EVIL)³
So we are forced to conclude that Men are worse than Girls
我想最近鬧緋聞的 TVBS 體育主播即是最好的例證.
莎大師曾說...
男人和女人差別?
要和一個男生相處得很好,需要去瞭解他,但可以不用太愛他;
要和一個女生相處得很好,必須要很愛她,卻不可以太瞭解她‧
深奧...
到我似懂非懂...
偏偏他老人家又說了...
愛情是一朵生長在絕壁懸崖邊緣上的花,要想摘取就必須要有勇氣。
但是...因為熱愛星星,所以無懼於黑夜
還是應該做嘗試嗎?
順帶一提...有網友說...
婚姻是愛情的墳墓?
婚姻是愛情的墳墓?
所以所謂的模範夫妻就是模範公墓...
(咱家好像是...)
iOjala que tenga buena suerte
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