星期三, 3月 30, 2005

傳說中的證明題...

Proof that girls are evil:

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First we state that girls require time and money.



Girls = Time * Money



And as we all know "time is money":



Time = Money



Therefore:

2

Girls = Money * Money = ( Money )



And because "money is the root of all evil":



1/2

Money = ( Evil )



Therefore:

1/2 1/2

Girls = ( Evil ) * ( Evil )

And we are forced to conclude that:



Girls = Evil













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∵女友跟時間金錢有關 女友=時間*金錢

時間就是金錢 女友=金錢*金錢

金錢是萬惡之根(money is the root of evil)

金錢=√evil

∴女友=evil

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最笨的就是... 很多很多男生還是把惡魔當成是天使來疼.... XD

唉...